Hobo Radio 315 – Talk to Josh

This week, Joel Murphy and Lars are joined by comedian, improviser and wearer of tank tops Josh Kuderna, who hosts The Digression Sessions on Thunder Grunt.

The guys discuss the Emmys, CBS’ farting hippo controversy and the contestant who is suing Dating Naked for showing her naked. And they bring back the Netflix Game.

How can the boys improve their Google search hits? How is Africa doing? Why won’t Joel let Lars win? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.

This week’s music:

  • Intro – “Giddy Up” by Tahuna Breaks
  • End – “Telescope Eyes” by Meditative Animal


Hobo Radio is part of the Thunder Grunt Podcast Network. Hear more shows at ThunderGrunt.com.

037-How I fell back in love with shaving? -a narrative

Beards are “in” right now. Mustaches are all over stickers, duct tape, lollipops, the front of cars and most importantly upper lips. Ive seen beard enthusiast facebook groups, facial hair grooming supplies and of course there are the reality shows. Today I want to cross the grain and talk about the antithesis to those macho magnificent man manes, specifically shaving.

You see my father never taught me to shave. I remember being in my early teen years in front of the bathroom mirror with a fresh bic razor procured from the linen closet. Firing half that barbasol can into my hand produced a huge tangible white cloud. The sweet musky smell filled my nostrils as I gently lathed my upper lip. The menthol was tingling on my neck as I slopped the excess shaving creme, giving myself the appearance of a certain red capped, white bearded saint I stopped believing in only a few years earlier. The blade slid across my cheeks for the first time leaving the cold wintery chill of exposed skin. Of course the burning of million tiny cuts filled with aftershave was a definite contrast.

By the time I was sixteen my widows peak had become an eroded beach. By eighteen I decided to shave my head. When some people say they shave their head they use clippers and take the hair very short. This is not my definition. I took a razor to my head. The first time you completely shave down to nothing is akin to doing a polar bear plunge with your scalp. I have always kept an abundance of sideburns on my cheeks as long as I have been able to grow them. I feel a kinship with General Burnsides in this regard. The best aspect of mutten chops is the gratification of having a beard combined with the pleasure of shaving. I know what your thinking. Pleasure of shaving? You must be crazy! Well you must not be learned in the way of straight razor shaving.

I received a straight razor as a gift from my wife. It came with all the trappings of a 18th century man’s bathroom, barber strop, shave cup and soap puck. The problem is that honing a straight razor takes patience, time and skill. All three of which I have none of.

Not to say I don’t know how to sharpen a knife. I was a boyscout and I did have my tote and chip. I’m fairly sure I only had one corner taken off. Sharpning a pen knife and sharpning a three inch razorblade are two slighty different things.

Luckily I found a compromise and it’s called a shavette. This razor is similar to a straight razor but it has a removable blade like those double sided butterfly razors your grandpa used to use. So when it gets dull you just swap it out. All of the majesty of shaving like Sweeny Todd with out all that stropping.

Although I was never formally introduced to shaving by my father he did teach me how to shine my own shoes. I’ve always said a man should know how to shine his shoes or boots. When you finish and look down and see them gleaming in black you can hold you head high knowing you’ve make yourself proud. Shaving with a straight razor be it an heirloom or a shavete gives you the same feeling.

So men and bearded ladies go out and get yourselves a straight razor you’ll thank me for it.


A Brief History of Straight Razors Dreadnought, The Shavette Shaving cream shave balm Preshave Oil Shaving Brush Half blade for the shavette shave set shaving stand

Hobo Radio 314 – Sweaty sweaters

The death of Robin Williams has many of us feeling nostalgic, wanting to revisit his films that we loved during our childhoods. But sometimes you want to hedge your bets to make sure you enjoy the trip down Memory Lane … which is why Joel Murphy has created an Aladdin drinking game, which he shares with all of you this week.

He and Lars also discuss the incredibly convoluted ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, break down Michael Keaton’s new film Birdman and fill out another MadLibs. And they discuss their new new partnership with the Thunder Grunt Podcast Network.

Which Disney princesses do the boys think are the hottest? How could anyone not like Guardians of the Galaxy? Is there anything more awkward than two guys, one girl porn? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.

This week’s music:

  • Intro – “Giddy Up” by Tahuna Breaks
  • End – “Tomorrow’s Here Today” by Celebration


Hobo Radio is part of the Thunder Grunt Podcast Network. Hear more shows at ThunderGrunt.com.

Hobo Radio 313 – Future Wife

This week, Joel Murphy and Lars pay tribute to Robin Williams by talking about his films and comedy and sharing a sweet story from Norm MacDonald about his first encounter with Williams.

They also pitch two new cable dramas – Future Wife and Partners – and they discuss Shark Week and pretentious movie critics.

Why does Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have a 20 percent approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes? Why do people go crazy for Shark Week? Who is Robert Williams? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.

This week’s music:

  • Intro – “Giddy Up” by Tahuna Breaks
  • End – “Time Machine” by Block Scholars