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Hobo Radio 493 – Basically, your life is f@#$ed if you win the lottery


This week, Joel Murphy and Lars Periwinkle reveal what they would do if they won the record-high Mega Millions lottery jackpot. Joel would completely drop of the grid, while Lars would prepare to inevitably be murdered by a family member.

They also discuss how celebrities are aging better than they used to, Joel lobbies for Stone Cold Steve Austin to show up on The Good Place and they do a Superman-themed MadLibs.

Why are you more likely to be murdered by a family member if you win the lottery? How are Joel and Lars coping with the loss of Iron Fist? Is there a 50 percent chance of rain tomorrow? The answers to these questions and more are on this week’s show.

This week’s music:

  • Intro – “Giddy Up” by Tahuna Breaks
  • End – “Sunday Afternoon” by True Loves


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