If you want a surefire summer blockbuster on your hands, there are two men you have to call - Joel Murphy and Lars. But to get them in your office, you have to meet their demands. And those demands start with Tim Hortons donuts. No other donuts will suffice.

In addition to their Tim Hortons obsession, the boys also discuss jellybean flavored milk, the recently announced Goonies and Mrs. Doubtfire sequels and Amazon’s shopping list for drug dealers.

What sets Joel’s Twilight fan-fic apart from the rest? Why is Lars trying so hard to get fired? Who gives a f--- about an Oxford comma? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.

This week's music:

This week’s music:

• Intro – “Giddy Up” by Tahuna Breaks
• End – “Twentysomething” by Yoni Leviatan